Have you ever been in the middle of a Full House binge watch and said to yourself, “Self, I wonder what Hogwarts houses the Tanners would be sorted into?” No? Just me? Well, if you HAVE, lucky for you I took on the awesome responsibility of sorting all your favorite ’90s television characters into Hogwarts houses (with some help. Shout out to all my friends who didn’t even question it when I texted them things like, “Would you put Carlton Banks in Hufflepuff or Gryffindor?”). You’re welcome. For all of you muggles, here are descriptions of each of the houses: Gryffindor: The house of the brave, loyal, courageous, adventurous, daring and chivalrous. Motto: Do what is right. Ravenclaw: The house is known for their wisdom, intelligence, creativity, cleverness and knowledge. Motto: Do what is wise. Hufflepuff: This house values hard work, dedication, fair play, patience, and loyalty. Motto: Do what is nice. Slytherin: This is the house of the cunning, prideful, resourceful, ambitious, intelligent, and determined. Motto: Do what is necessary. Bonus: Muggle is a person who lacks any sort of magical ability and was not born in a magical family. Squib is a person who is born to magical parents but develops no magical abilities. Beverly Hills, 90210 Brandon Walsh—Gryffindor Brenda Walsh—Gryffindor Kelly Taylor—Slytherin Steve Sanders—Slytherin Andrea Zuckerman—Ravenclaw Dylan McKay—Gryffindor David Silver—Hufflepuff Donna Martin—Hufflepuff Boy Meets World Cory Matthews—Hufflepuff Topanga Lawrence—Ravenclaw Eric Matthews—Muggle Shawn Hunter—Gryffindor Mr. Feeny—Hufflepuff Buffy the Vampire Slayer Buffy—Gryffindor Xander—Gryffindor Cordelia—Slytherin Willow—Ravenclaw Rupert—Ravenclaw Oz—Gryffindor Spike—Slytherin Dawn—Hufflepuff Anya—Slytherin Tara—Gryffindor Clarissa Explains It All Clarissa Darling—Ravenclaw Ferguson Darling—Slytherin Sam Anders—Hufflepuff Janet Darling—Gryffindor Marshall Darling—Ravenclaw Daria Daria—Gryffindor Quinn—Slytherin Jane—Ravenclaw Trent—Hufflepuff Dawson’s Creek Dawson Leery—Hufflepuff Jen Lindley—Ravenclaw Pacey Witter—Gryffindor Joey Potter—Gryffindor Jack McPhee—Gryffindor Andie McPhee—Ravenclaw Doug Doug—Hufflepuff Patti—Gryffindor Roger—Slytherin Judy—Ravenclaw Skeeter—Hufflepuff ER Mark Greene—Gryffindor Doug Ross—Slytherin Susan Lewis—Hufflepuff John Carter—Gryffindor Carol Hathaway—Hufflepuff Peter Benton—Ravenclaw Jeanie Boulet—Gryffindor Kerry Weaver—Ravenclaw Felicity Felicity Porter—Gryffindor Ben Covington—Slytherin Noel Crane—Hufflepuff Elena Tyler—Ravenclaw Julie Emrick—Hufflepuff Sean Blumberg—Gryffindor Frasier Frasier—Slytherin Niles—Ravenclaw Daphne—Hufflepuff Martin—Gryffindor Roz—Gryffindor Fresh Prince Will Smith—Slytherin Philip Banks—Gryffindor Vivian Banks—Ravenclaw Carlton Banks—Hufflepuff Hilary Banks—Slytherin Ashley Banks—Gryffindor Geoffrey—Ravenclaw Friends Monica—Ravenclaw Rachel—Slytherin Joey—Hufflepuff Phoebe—Hufflepuff Ross—Ravenclaw Chandler—Gryffindor Full House Danny Tanner—Huggle (Like a muggle, but more affectionate) Jesse Katsopolis—Gryffindor Joey Gladstone—Squib D.J. Tanner—Ravenclaw Stephanie Tanner—Slytherin Michelle Tanner—Slytherin Rebecca Donaldson Katsopolis—Gryffindor Kimmy Gibbler—Muggle Saved By the Bell Zack Morris—Slytherin Kelly Kapowski—Hufflepuff A.C. Slater—Hufflepuff Lisa Turtle—Slytherin Jessie Spano—Ravenclaw Screech Powers—Squib Principal Belding—Gryffindor Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld—Ravenclaw Cosmo Kramer—Gryffindor George Costanza—Squib Elaine Genes—Hufflepuff Newman—Slytherin Will and Grace Will Truman—Ravenclaw Grace Adler—Gryffindor Karen Walker—Slytherin Jack McFarland—Hufflepuff The X-Files Mulder—Gryffindor Scully—Ravenclaw Don’t @ me.
